Reciting cool movie weed quotes around other stoners has become a norm since the late 1970s. When “Up in smoke” hit the big screen, a wave of stoner films took to the mainstream market.
Over the years, we have seen dozens of hilarious and pot-centric movies full of comedy, action, and stoner humor.
I’m sure you’ve already seen some and have a favorite stoner movie, but maybe you haven’t seen them all yet?
Cultivate these hybrid cannabis seeds in your garden; when the buds are ready, sit back, light one up, and relive these famous stoner movie quotes.
Let’s get into the best stoner movie quotes.
Stoner movie quotes
These movie weed quotes will get you in the mood to smoke, relax, and share some laughs with friends.
If you’re stoned and looking for something to keep you entertained for a couple of hours, here’s the perfect solution.
Get some munchies ready and check out any of the 20 best shows to watch when high.
Read on to find out the best stoner movies quotes.
- “I know you don’t smoke weed, I know this; but I’m gonna get you high today, ’cause it’s Friday; you ain’t got no job… and you ain’t got shit to do.” – Smokey
- “The weed be lettin’ you know…when evil lurks.” – Smokey
- “Weed is from the Earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.” – Smokey
The Big Lebowski(1998)
- “Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” – The Dude
Pineapple Express (2008)
- “Well Sir, uh… I feel like a slice of butter melting on top of a big ol’ pile of flapjacks.” – Private Miller
- “ You’re gonna smoke and run? Come on man, we can go look at crazy things on the internet together.” – Saul
- “If marijuana is not legal within the next 5 years, I have no faith left in humanity” – Dale
- “This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had, and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and f***ed. This would be the shit that they birthed.” – Saul [ Describing Pineapple Express cannabis strain]
- “It’s almost a shame to smoke it. It’s like killing a unicorn… with, like, a bomb.” – Saul
- “I’m trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I’m stone or because I have no blood left in my body.” – Red
Knocked Up (2007)
- “You know, the best thing for a hangover is weed” – Ben
This is the End (2013)
- [Seth and Jay are driving home from the airport]
Jay: “So, you’re not drinking, you’re not smoking, you’re not…”
Seth: “Oh no, no, no. I’m drinking and smoking weed. I’m on a cleanse, I’m not a psychotic.”
- “Weed is tight. Weed is tight.” Jonah Hill
Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle (2004)
- [Harold and Kumar smoking weed on the couch]
“Dude, am I really high, or is this actually working?” – Harold
“Both” – Kumar
Mac and Devin Go to High School (2012)
- [Mac gives Devin a weed edibles]
“Yo Mac, it’s like I got this track playing in my head, it’s like perfectly synchronized to my movements and everything; my heart beat! You hear it?”
Don’t Be A Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood (1996)
- [During a job interview]
“Well, I see your hobbies include drinking, smokin’ weed, and all kinds of ill shit.”
- [Ted passes a bong to John on the couch]
Ted: “Oh hey listen, try this, I told my weed guy to step it up and he gave me that.
John:”What is this?”
Ted:”It’s called “Mind Rape,” it’s actually pretty mellow.”
John: “It doesn’t sound very mellow.”
Ted: “Well he only had three other batches: “Gorilla Panic,” “They’re coming! They’re coming!” and something called “This Is Permanent”… Go on, spark it up!”
Cheech and Chong – Up In Smoke (1978)
- [Pedro and Anthony (aka Man stone) in the car]
“Hey how am I driving, man?” – Pedro
“I think we’re parked.” – Man Stoner
- “Is that a joint man? That there looks like a quarter-pounder.” – Pedro
Grandma’s Boy (2006)
- “I’ll smoke it with ya bro, we’ll go to the loony bin together. I don’t give a fuck.” – Dante
How High (2001)
- [Silas and Jamal talking in the car about exams]
“So, you’re trying to get something to bring your nerves down too, huh, bro?” – Silas
“Yeah… I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores! Right?” – Jamal
Super Troopers (2001)
- “You must have eaten like 100 bucks worth of pot, and like 30 bucks worth of shrooms man. So I’m gonna need that 130 bucks, you know, whenever you get a chance.” – College Boy 2
Dazed and Confused (1993)
- [Slater taking while smoking marijuana with friends and talks about George Bush]
“Absolutely George toked weed man, are you kidding me man? He grew fields of that stuff man, that’s what I’m talking about man, fields. He grew it all over the country. He had people growing it all over the country, man. The whole country back then was getting high. Let me tell you man, ‘cause he knew, he was on to something. He knew it would be a good cash crop for the southern states, man. So he grew fields of it.”
- [David and Mitch in the car ]
David: “Say man, you got a joint?”
Mitch: “Uhhh, no. Not on me my man.”
David: “It’d be a lot cooler if you did.”
- “The older you get, the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin’, man. L-I-V-I-N.” – David
A puff a day makes the smiles stay
You’ve got to admit; that it’s awesome to smoke a blunt and watch some stoner movie while devouring some yummy snacks. You might find yourself using some of these stoner movie quotes at your next smoke circle.
Now that you’ve got a collection of dank movie weed quotes at your disposal.
Why not try cultivating some potent cannabis of your own?
Jennifer Gallagher, an experienced cannabis grower at SeedSupreme Seedbank. During a 7-year career in the marijuana growing business, Jennifer has gained a high competence in this field. As far as weed is concerned, she knows it all inside out. Jennifer is an expert in pot-growing, as well as cannabis types and their effects. She’s also familiar with all legislation nuances.