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- Nat: ow! son of a bi-
Steve pointing to Peter: Nat! children!
Nat: … iscuit. son of a biscuit.
Tony: Nice save.
Nat: yeah. fucking nailed it.
- Mobius: I wish you’d just admit when you’ve ade a mistake.
Loki, stirring his coffee serenely: I prefer it with salt.
- Y/N, brushing their teeth on Nat’s kitchen sink: Good morning.
Nat: What- When did you get here?
Y/N: I spent the night.
Nat: But I remember you leaving before I went to bed. You said, “good night, I’m going home” and then you left.
Y/N: Yeah, but then, on my way out, I tripped and fell down the stairs.
Nat: Oh my god, were you hurt?
Y/N: Nah, I just didn’t feel like getting up, so I slept on the floor.
4.Steve, at a restaurant: You guys should get the strawberry soda, it’s amazing.
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Y/N: Orange soda, please!
Nat: I’ll have the orange soda.
Tony: Me too, orange soda
- Steve: Money can’t buy happiness.
Tony: Sure it can. That’s just a lie we tell poor people to keep them from rioting.
- Y/N: “ Can you help me pick out a Halloween costume?”
Steve: “Sure. What are your options.?”
Y/N: I’m torn between a sexy pirate, a sexy nurse, or a sexy nun.“
Steve: “Don’t you have something that isn’t sexy?”
Y/N: “I could dress up as you. I’m sure that will really scare people. ”
- Steve: “Can I ask a dumb qestion?”
Tony: “Better than anyone I know.”
- Natasha: Tell Steve to ask Tony out.
Y/N: No! Tony never did anything bad to me.
- *Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Tony: Thanks fam!
Bruce: oh no
Peter: *cries* I love you too
Nat: Sounds fake but okay
Wanda: *A flustered mess*
Loki: can i get a refund but secretly is so happy and cries later
- Sam: As a genuinely smart peron, I’d like to let you know that we are all made of atoms.
Sam: And atoms can’t touch anything.
Sam: So really we’ve never touched anything in our lives.
Sam: So to answer your question, no, I didn’t punch Bucky in the face.
- tony: we can’t let them know we’re here, don’t say a word
tony: What did I just say?
peter: oh so when we were playing scrabble it wasn’t a word but now-
- Fury: *Reading over a report Natasha wrote*
Fury: You meant ‘stronger’ here right?
Natasha: What’s it say?
Fury, reading from the report: I’m proud to report that our team is stranger than it was year ago.
Fury: That’s a typo.
Natasha: It could go either way.
- Fury: How many people would you say this ‘Crossbones’ has killed?
Y/N: 250 that I know of, but the real number could be in the millions.
Fury: You’re not very good at math.
Fury: What are the charges against Crossbones?
Natasha: Twelve counts of terrorism, but I’ve been chasing him for a month.
Y/N: Oh, a month? I’ve been trying to catch Crossbones for eight YEARS. You know how many months that is?!
Fury: Do you need a math tutor? Because the department will provide one for you.
- Natasha: I wasn’t injured. I was lightly tortured.
Fury: I’m sorry. You were tortured?
Natasha: Lightly tortured. I didn’t want to frighten you.
Y/N: … at least you’re considerate??
- Fury: I’m giving Natasha Level 10 Alpha Acces.
Y/N: I’m giving Nat my heart and access to my room.
Y/N: Oh, wait.
Y/N: She already has them both.
- Fury: Have you seen Natasha anywhere?
Y/N, thinking: Play dumb!
Y/N, married to Natasha: Who’s Natasha?
Y/N, thinking: NOT THAT DUMB!
- Y/N: Trust me.
Fury: Trust you?
Y/N: Trust, Natasha?
Fury: Natasha. I trust.
- Fury: Are you drunk?
Tony, drunk: Only on adventure.
Y/N, also drunk: And gin. And vodka. And bourbon. And gin.
Natasha, drunk as well: And adventure!
- (During a very important meeting)
Fury: *Clicks the next button for the slideshow*
Fury: This is Naruto Running
Tony: Why are we even tasked to protect Area 51?
Fury: Because we’re the ones most qualified to do it
Natasha: Nobodys really gonna raid Area 51 though, they’d be compleat idiots to do so.
Peter: I am.
Natasha: My point exactly.
Y/N: You guys realise we have aliens on our team, right
- (At the movies)
Y/N: How do you want your popcorn, sweet or salty?
Sam, making heart eyes at Bucky: I want them like him.
Y/N, third-wheeling: Thy don’t make ugly popcorn.
- Tony: I have a plan
Pepper: I have the hospital on speed-dial.
- Loki: We need to get through this locked door. Vision, give me your credit card.
Loki, pocketing it: Thanks. Thor, kick down the door.
- Vision: While I’m gone, Thor, you’re in charge.
Vision, whispering: Loki, you’re secretly in charge.
- Loki: Hey Vision
Loki: can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on
Vision: where’s Thor?-
- Thor: I love you guys, you’re the best thing that’s happened to me.
Vision: We’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?
Loki: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you.
- Vision: Loki and I were crossing the street, and this guy drove by and honked at us.
Thor: *Sighing* What did Loki do?
Vision: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into the guy’s window and…
Loki: Who wants a steering wheel?
- Loki: I mean, yeah, we’re like total friends and all, but I would kiss you if you asked.
Thor, in the background: He said he would kiss you if you asked.
- Vision: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Loki: Certainly, I’m as sure as I am honest.
Thor: In that case, we’re definitely lost.
- Loki: L is for the way you look at me.
Vision: O is for the Only One I see.
Peter Parker: V is very very extraordinary!
- Loki: What’s a word that’s mixed between ‘sad’ and ‘mad’?
Vision: Disgruntled, Miserable, desolated—
- Agatha: I’m in love with Wanda! There, I said it…
Vision, unsurprised: Really? Wow, I never would have- gosh, that’s a.. shocker.
- Shuri: Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?
T’Challa: I really don’t.
Shuri: That’s the spirit.
T’Challa: Never talk to me again
- A professional dinner with the avengers, the president, and other other important people.
The president standing up and raising his glass: a toast.. to the avengers.
Everyone raising their glass
Tony: y/n what are you doing??
Y/N with a piece of bread in the air: uh.. I’m toasting?
- Natasha talking to Tony: before I had met y/n the bar for wo I wanted was set so low it was practically a tripping hazard in hell, yet y/n came in and started limbo dancing with Satan.
Tony is a bit concerned: a true love story.
- Natasha: I have feelings for you.
Clint: OMG REaLLY? 😀
Natasha: Yes, I feel as if you are really annoying 🙂
- Thor: What’s the first thing you notice when someone tries to approach you?
Loki: the audacity.
Thor: brother no-
- Tony introduces himself: the Stark name. Tony’s name.
Y/N: pleased to meet- wait what?
Tony: Stark Name’s the Tony
Y/N concerned: are you alright?
Tony: Sony Stark’s having a stronk, call a tonylance
- Y/N and Peter in the back of a cop car
Peter: whatever you do don’t call Mr. Stark
Y/N: yeah or Natasha.
The cop: I think they’re already there
Y/N and Peter: just take us to prison please
- Luis: I have come up with a three step plan to get Hope to marry you.
Scott: Okay.. I’m listening.
Luis: Step one, get her to play truth or dare.
Scott: Oh god stop.
Luis: Step two, wait until they pick dare.
Scott: Luis, no.
Luis: Step three, dare them to marry you.
Dave and Kurt sitting beside them: It could work.
- Sam: I did a bad thing..
Bucky: Does it involve me?
Sam: No, but-
Bucky: Then suffer in silence.
- Peter: Inside everyone are two wolves, one—
Shuri: There are no wolves inside of me, because I am not a furry.
- Thor: It is a wonder why my brother is always causing trouble. Oh, he irritates me.
Steve: Maybe it’s because he’s a piece of shit but I’m no detective.
- Peter: How do you hit incorrectly lol
Tony: A good start is asking that question.
- Peter: I did fine!! He’s alive…
Tony, concerned: He has a concussion, a gunshot wound, and he’s missing an eye
- Loki: Tonight, one of you will betray me.
Mobius: Is it me, Loki?
Loki: No, it’s not you.
Tony: Is it me, Loki?
Loki: It’s not you either.
Sylvie: Is it me, Loki?
Loki: … iS iT mE, LoKi?
- Natasha: I’m a reverse necromancer.
Steve: Isn’t that just killing people?
Natasha: Ah, technicality.
- Peter, humming to himself: I see trees of green
Peter, lightly singing: green trees there too.
Peter, raising his voice: I see the trees
Peter, singing louder: and they are GREEN.
Peter, screaming: AND I THINK TO MYSELF
Peter, screeching: I AM LOST IN THESE WOODS!
- Andrew’s Spider-Man, scolding Tom’s Spider-Man: we’re not mad, just disappointed.
Tobey’s Spider-Man: no, we are mad.
Andrew’s Spider-Man: Yes, we are mad. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Tobey’s Spider-Man: No, we are not.
Andrew’s Spider-Man: I’m not a mind reader, old Peter.
- Ms. Marvel: Fangirling? Excuse me but I’m more mature than that. I fan woman, thank you very much.
Captain Marvel: fanwoman? I am a fan lady, peasant.
Storm: fan lady? I fanqueen, peasant.
Lady Thor: fanqueen? I fan goddess, mortal.
Spider-Man: that escalated quickly.
- Bucky, training new Avengers: Listen up, faces. In order to save us all some time, I will call all the males “Peters” and all the females “Penelopes”
Peter Parker: Peter is my actual name.
Bucky: Then, out of fairness to the others, you will be Slagathor.
Bucky: Peters, Penelopes, and Slagathor, I’ll be in my office.
Person A: Person B… How do I begin to explain Person B?
Person C: Person B is flawless.
Person D: I hear their hair’s insured for $10,000.
Person E: I hear they do car commercials… in Japan.
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